Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 - 9:52am
I don't mean to rub it in, but we have quite a few awesome projects cooking over here at Choice Provisions. Some of them you're probably aware of--Woah Dave!, Destructamundo, Tharsis, Laserlife--and others haven't been announced yet. If that sounds like an insane amount of projects for a studio as small as ours, that's because it is. We're a bunch of crazy workaholics who happen to love making video games. Our masochism is your gain!
In the immediate future, you can expect Woah Dave! to release very soon. Like, incredibly soon. I know the exact release date, but am withholding that information at the moment for strategic marketing purposes. Rest assured, however, that I'm not lying when I say "soon." I've used the word three times now, so of course I'm telling the truth.
Beyond that, a release of Destructamundo isn't too far off, either. It's all done and good to go on iOS; we're just taking a bit of time to polish up the Steam version and make it as awesome as possible. We may Polish it up as well, but that remains to be seen.
Tharsis and Laserlife are a little further off, but Tharsis isn't really that far off. This is yet another situation where I know roughly when we'll be releasing it, but am refraining from saying until the time is right. Sorry about that.
Additionally, above and beyond just release announcements, we have some pretty amazing news to share with all of you soon. That's all I can say for now.
TL;DR - Woah Dave! and Destructamundo are coming out incredibly soon. Tharsis is also coming out soon, but not as soon. We also have another announcement to make here in the near future.
There's a fun Mars-related image that's been making the rounds lately. You might've seen it:
(I'd attribute a source, but I can't figure out where this image originated. The Internet is too damn big.)
It's a fun thought on the surface, but if you really read into what's being said there, it gets even more amazing. "Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots." The subtext, of course, is that there might be other planets out there inhabited by robots.
Long story short, space is amazing. If we didn't think it was, we wouldn't be making Tharsis.
This blog post is reserved for people attending PAX Prime. If you aren’t going to PAX Prime, STOP READING RIGHT THIS SECOND.
Okay, they’re gone.
PAX Prime-goers! We are going to be showing off several amazing games, giving out lots of awesome swag, and using hand wipes regularly to ensure we don’t get sick. All of these things are pretty damn exciting.
If you stop by our booth (booth #673, located in the Indie Megabooth), you’ll have the chance to play:
Tharsis - Playable on iPad
Woah Dave! - Playable on custom-made arcade cabinets, 3DS, and Vita
Destructamundo - Playable on iPad
And, as mentioned above, you’ll also have the chance to pick up some exclusive swag! I could say what it is here, but that’s no fun. You’ll have to stop by and see for yourself! Rest assured, however, that it will be worth your while.
In the meantime, here's a picture of the custom-made Woah Dave! cabinet we'll have at our booth. Sadly, the pictured keg won't be at PAX with us. You'll have to get your beer elsewhere.