Totally Choice

I feel like I changed America for the better with my last post.

I’m a patriot and a hero.

Barack Obama is BLACK!

What an exciting time to be an American! Barack Obama figures to be the 3rd African American president, and the first since Martin Luther King Jr. was elected in the mid 1960’s. Though Barack’s accomplishments are minimal at best in comparison to his predecessors, his possible appointment by the American people is not of lesser importance.

Granted, Senator Obama never invented the peanut, fought in the Revolutionary War, or served as our country’s first president like George Washington Carver. Also, he never founded the Lutheran church, led boycotts in the name of civil rights, or became a medical doctor like our 2nd African American president Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. He has however been described as a black candidate for president. And, until the word “black” is no longer used to describe a black man, race will always be a hurdle of ignorance in the race of life. To overcome it is important.

“God Bless the USA.”

“That’s the great thing about advertising. Ad people don’t care where you came from, who your parents were. It doesn’t matter. You could have a crawl space under your kitchen floor filled with little girls’ bones and as long as you can dream up a better Chuck Wagon commercial, you’re in.”
- Augusten Burroughs

WTF is this?

After “copping a feel” of Senator Clinton’s left breast, Barack Obama was admittedly impressed by the, “Firmness of her juggz.”

He continued to discuss his opponent’s “Bahama Mama’s” during a recent campaign speech where he granted her bosom the rating of 1 thumb up out of 2.

Hillary Clinton has yet to issue a comment regarding the recent groping. However, insiders have suggested, Hillary is somewhat disappointed with her near perfect score.

Bill continues to support his wife and states, “Hillary’s honkers are definitely worthy of a 2 thumbs up rating, or as I like to call it, The Fonz”

With no recent end in sight to this grueling campaign, one has to wonder if these 2 political rivals will ever again, romantically, see eye to eye.

I guess it’s time to stock up on toilet-papaer and water, TimesOnline has recently provided photographic evidence from an exploration rover that life may truly exist on Mars. Either that, or a real martian made a terrific sculpture, of a martian posing as an ancient greek. Brilliant!