Totally Choice isn’t a project, it’s a lifestyle.

Meet the team:

dan.jpgDan, Lead Correspondent.
Our inhouse rockstar, Dan brings experience and educated opinion to Totally Choice. He shows up late, he doesn’t work weekends, but we don’t complain, because he’s just that important to what we do here. We’d be nothing without Dan.

In keeping with his rockstar status, Dan has asked that he be known simply as “Dan”. You know, like “Prince” or “Cher”. He’s got quite the ego on him, but God bless him for his involvement.

In addition to his writing responsibilities, Dan is often tasked with the cumbersome job of ‘wrangling’ our new intern, who we only hired because her father funded Totally Choice.


schmuckleberry.jpgRoscoe Schmuckleberry, Editor-in-Chief.
Serving as an occasional writer and operating as the editor and technical background behind Totally Choice, Roscoe is specifically the person you can blame if something is broken on the site. He shares the task of training the intern, who’s off-the-wall blog postings are giving him grey hair well before his time.Considering himself something of a snappy dresser, Roscoe loves to frequent secondhand stores to make sure he’s up on the latest trends.

intern.jpgLynsey Wellenhirk, The Intern.
The bane of our existence. Lynsey doesn’t know how to make coffee and is better at cracking gum than answering phones. A senior at Haddock River Community College, Lynsey’s major is listed as ‘undecided’.As mentioned above, she’s only here because we need the funding that her father provided for Totally Choice. If anybody knows of any alternative source of funding, please, please, please contact us so we can get back to work.