Totally Choice

Nope! They’re just out of next to everything at my local shop, thanks to their inventory practices!
Today’s Venti dark roast:

Thanks for covering my back today, generic Solo cup!
Yesterday’s Iced Coffee Lid:

So what if it’s bulky, ridiculous, and meant for a frappacino.
Last Week’s coffee sleeve (another cup):

Last week’s energy packets for doubleshot on ice?:

A recent media revelation has revealed what most citizens (going to heaven) have long suspected, that Sarah Palin’s stance on energy policy, building a $30 billion dollar gas pipline in Alaska, is a pre-ordained plan of God’s. Clearly, this project is crucial to “unifying people and companies… so pray for that.”

As if it weren’t already obvious, the Huffington Post also had to point out to it’s stupified base, what Sarah Palin has been announcing all along, that there is a plan for the Iraq War, and that plan is God’s plan.

But here is where confusion sets in. Bear with me liberals, this could be a particularly rocky read for you. The John McCain camp has made it clear that they are not in favor of a windfall profits tax on oil companies; however, Gov. Sarah Palin recently supported a tax increase on big oil, providing an extra 6 billion dollars to the superfluous Alaskan budget. So which position is part of God’s plan? Did one of these candidates forget to read their daily Republican talking points? It’s quite simple, really. They are both right! And if you don’t understand that, this is part of God’s plan as well. And if that too is confusing, pray for wisdom, so that you may finally put your country first, and not let sin stand in the way of progress.

One thing we can all agree on (god said so), is that Sarah Palin looks smokin hot on this motorcycle.

I feel like I changed America for the better with my last post.

I’m a patriot and a hero.

Barack Obama is BLACK!

What an exciting time to be an American! Barack Obama figures to be the 3rd African American president, and the first since Martin Luther King Jr. was elected in the mid 1960’s. Though Barack’s accomplishments are minimal at best in comparison to his predecessors, his possible appointment by the American people is not of lesser importance.

Granted, Senator Obama never invented the peanut, fought in the Revolutionary War, or served as our country’s first president like George Washington Carver. Also, he never founded the Lutheran church, led boycotts in the name of civil rights, or became a medical doctor like our 2nd African American president Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. He has however been described as a black candidate for president. And, until the word “black” is no longer used to describe a black man, race will always be a hurdle of ignorance in the race of life. To overcome it is important.

“God Bless the USA.”

“That’s the great thing about advertising. Ad people don’t care where you came from, who your parents were. It doesn’t matter. You could have a crawl space under your kitchen floor filled with little girls’ bones and as long as you can dream up a better Chuck Wagon commercial, you’re in.”
- Augusten Burroughs