Yeah, that’s right. I’m packing heat. You see, we gots this varmint creeping around our backyard eating all our plants. He’s a little rabbit…probably just a baby. It’s the cutest little thing. Too bad he’s about to die.
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I decided to head over to the local Wal-mart and pick up one of those totally awesome pistols I’ve been wanting for about 15 years. She’s real sweet. She shoots brass bb’s and only costs about 20 bucks.

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As it says on the box, “…fire all six shots with one hand, just like the movies.”
You know what? I think I will. One shot for the rabbit, and the other five…anything else that moves.
Damn, I love shootin’ guns.