Totally Choice

review: Does bobby flay get beaten everytime on throwdown? source: http://www.seriouseats.com/

Referencing Throwdown with Bobby Flay, Kbear919 states,

I mean, I already hate this guy but please I think I’ve seen most of the episodes..burger, ice cream, philly steak, doughnut…every time he get school’ed…does he have one under his belt?

OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!!
Perhaps the author is unfamiliar with the premise of Throwdown with Bobby Flay? He challenges other chefs, cooks, or bartenders in their specialty. That’s right, their specialty.

Perhaps Kbear919 is unfamiliar with the 11th commandment: Thou shall not speak negatively about or towards Bobby Flay.

Or perhaps the author is familiar with the show premise and the 11th commandment, but chooses to ignore both because she worships the devil. Either way, her post is “Totally Bogus.”

Review: Clap Plush Doll
Source: giantmicrobes

It’s too bad Valentine’s Day has just ended; Gonorrhea would have been the perfect gift for my mate.

Giantmicrobes.com has an adorable lineup of products, including this cuddly little Clap Plush Doll, perfect for those awkward moments in which you must inform those whom you have infected. Also great for baby showers!

Even better, the product line at this store appears to have a plush doll for a wide variety of ailments, helping patrons like myself find the perfect gift for the hypochondriacs in our lives.

Other Plush Microbes to discover:

Ulcer, Ebola, Typhoid Fever, Stomach Ache & E.coli.

Get some today! (and buy a plush doll while you’re at it)

Review: Brain Comparison Diagram
Source: health.howstuffworks.com

The artist of this diagram either had a heroin needle in his toe, or a Frog’s Brain actually looks like a human is making love to a light-bulb, on top of a fish.

review: silicone ‘nerve’ bra source: enlightened.com

Procrastinating men who have yet to purchase a gift for Valentines Day, worry not. I have found your perfect present!

It is called the Silicone ‘Nerve’ Bra. And trust me, if you give this item to your lover tonight, you’ll be giving her a Valentines Day gift she’ll never forget.

Not only is this item an immediate turn on for women, but can also be used as a flashlight or a stylish Christmas tree decoration.

The ‘Nerve’ Bra is to underwear as the Swiss Army Knife is to cutlery, making this product “Totally Choice.”

Review: School Postpones Students’ Physical Education
Source: wfsb.com

Students in one Connecticut High School no longer have to complete one of their required Physical Education courses after many of the previous students have failed the class.  According to the school’s principal, Daniel Sullivan,

"Every time you fail, you’re one step behind, and if we can look at one area that we know is a problem and find a way to address it, we’re putting them in the right direction".

What better policy to improve our American education system then to remove those courses that may be difficult for students.  Why, I would be willing to bet that this Connecticut school may soon be eligible for more government funding now that the collective grade point average will see a healthy spike!

Bravo Principal Sullivan.  Your obese and unmotivated students thank you. 

To celebrate Anna Nicole Smith’s life, I have posted some of my favorite pictures.
Enjoy.

RIP, Anna. You will be missed.