Totally Choice

Ummmm, check out what Sienna Miller chose to wear to the premier of her latest film, Factory Girl:

I like dressing up in my Superman tights just as much as the next guy, but I definately lack the ball size required to wear them in public.

That’s why I say, good for you, Sienna.  For your bravery, your outfit is hereby rated, “Pretty Choice.”  (A mere cape and emblem short of a perfect score.) 

review: What’s your favorite meatloaf recipe?  source: http://www.chowhound.com/

The author of What’s your favorite meatloaf recipe? is looking for a new meatloaf recipe.  He/she is looking for something better than,

the old standard of ground beef,breadcrumbs,egg,milk,and cheese.”

Well, here are a few links to some of my favorites:

Meatloaf Stuffed with Spinach and Red Bell Pepper

Wild Rice Meatloaf

Apple Meatloaf

but if none of these grab you, here is my all time favorite Meat Loaf recipe:

Plus

(The tissues are for my tears.  In case you didn’t know, Meat Loaf “will do anything for love, but (he) won’t do that.”)

You’ll find this recipe to be:

review: Straighter teeth won’t guarantee happiness - study  source: http://news.yahoo.com/

Straightening children’s crooked teeth with braces may improve their smile but it is no guarantee of happiness and improved self esteem. “

Of course not, silly!  Everyone knows that to improve your self esteem, you have to either increase your breast size, or increase the size of your penis.

(Doesn’t RuPaul look happier with breasts?)

“Totally Eh”

Tuesday evening, following the President’s State Of The Union Address, the democrats unveiled their newly revamped mascot.  In an effort to modernize their party image, they are moving away from their more traditional cartoon-like mascot.

They have replaced it with a more realistic looking jackass.

Bravo D-crats!  I applaud your willingness to change.  However, there does appear to be a few noticeable design flaws.  For instance, this new jackass model spews excrement from its mouth rather than its backside.  Also, it needs a new name.  What kind of mascot name is Jim Webb?  I’d try something more fun like Willy, or Skip.

I’d like to rate this mascot higher than “Totally Bogus” but I can’t.  The design flaws are simply too great.  Democrats, please fix and re-submit. 

Review:  My steak
Source: My oven

I just made the most totally choice steak known to man.  Er, at least it was pretty choice.  But more on that later.  While it sizzled in my oven I nearly had a panic attack waiting for it to finish.  As soon as that thermometer hit 154 and I pulled her right out.  It took everything out of me to get a shot of this fine feast before quickly shoveling into my steak-hole.  Not that steak-hole.  Pervert. 

Take a look for yourselves.  Pretty choice, eh?  This would have been ranked a 10, had I not wanted to vomit after I ate it.  But I’m going to blame that on speed-eating. 

To all the crazies out there who found our site through their psychotic online search engine queries, we present you with:

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Snap, someone searched for “Ways to Kill a Man” and wound up on this site?  I hope we didn’t inadvertantly kill someone with our previous post “85 Ways To Kill a Man“.