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Exactly How Tall is Barack Obama? Is he pretty tall, but looks short because Michelle Obama is really tall?
Answer? 6′ 1.5″
Michelle Obama? 5′ 11″
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, you’re welcome.

Never Buy Clothing as a Gift for a Fat Woman

Nope! They’re just out of next to everything at my local shop, thanks to their inventory practices!
Today’s Venti dark roast:

Thanks for covering my back today, generic Solo cup!
Yesterday’s Iced Coffee Lid:

So what if it’s bulky, ridiculous, and meant for a frappacino.
Last Week’s coffee sleeve (another cup):

Last week’s energy packets for doubleshot on ice?:

“That’s the great thing about advertising. Ad people don’t care where you came from, who your parents were. It doesn’t matter. You could have a crawl space under your kitchen floor filled with little girls’ bones and as long as you can dream up a better Chuck Wagon commercial, you’re in.”
- Augusten Burroughs

WTF is this?

Despite the fact that he belongs to no union, it appears as though Dan has left behind his solidarity beard, and opted instead to just stop working on Totally Choice. In lieu of unemployment, it appears as though he has now just opted to write solid crap.
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