Totally Choice

3. Obviously, the Dodge Nitro. It’s like Rock and Roll had a love child with the Dodge Durango. In your face, Intern. Fucking idiot. Oh yeah, also, it’s what I drive.

2. Nitro-glycerin. Ok, I know it’s actually Nitroglycerin (not Nitro-glycerin). However, I nicknamed it Nitro, so it counts. It’s basically the active ingredient in exploxives like dynamite. And, being that I like to blow shit up when I party, Nitro(glycerin) is #2.

1. If you don’t know what #1 is, you don’t know sexy. Just check out the picture.

Any questions? I didn’t think so.

Review: Wii Sports Experiment, Results!
Source: wiinintendo.net

Ever since my nephew got a Nintendo Wii for Christmas, I’ve had a nagging pain in my shoulder from out-bowling the pants off of his sorry ass. I had convinced myself that the children of his generation would later become boo-hoo-carpel-tunnel-fibromyalgic-whiney-pants. Chiropractors should be so delighted.

Yet, after coming across this young gentleman’s blog post, I wondered, does the Nintendo Wii actually have some overall health benefit? Does pseudo-reality sporting a more active generation make? Take a look for yourselves:

Six weeks ago, I began what has become a huge obsession of mine. It is called the “Wii Sports Experiment” I outlined a 6 week game plan for myself, the idea being that I would continue ALL normal activity and eating habits, and simply add 30 minutes of Wii Sports to my day. For the past month and a half, I’ve stuck to these guidelines very strictly.”

To be honest, I was genuinely surprised by my end results, so I’ll just get right to it. I lost 9lbs!“

Perhaps a great plan in theory, but I am going to leave this up for you to decide. Is this guy a Wiitard? Or is the Wii Diet Totally Choice. Post your score (on a scale of 1-10) below, and we will post his score in one week.