Totally Choice

GOOD NEWS! Now when you mimic a gay police officer, you could be saving the planet!

You’ve done it at weddings, athletic competitions, and bad concerts. If you’re a complete dumbass, you’ve probably even done it alone in your room. What is it? It’s the YMCA dance, and it’s becoming a common occurrence at “Green” events across the nation.

Al Gore has announced that the YMCA dance could possibly reverse the effect of harmful emissions released into the environment. Though his theory is not backed by any concrete factual evidence, Al is quick to point out, “Neither is man-made climate change.”

So, go ahead. Buy that gas guzzling SUV. Spray aerosol cans until your fingers fall off. Just make sure you party like it’s 1979. Our future depends on it.

review: Neck Koozie  source: www.wompro.com

I found this little trinket on www.wompro.com listed under the ”Cool New Products” category.

Take your drink anywhere without losing it!

Cool new product?  Over the last few years, I’ve seen this around the neck of almost every person at my trailer park.  I don’t know how new it is, but I do know how cool it is.  The Neck Koozie works great.  By hanging your beer around your neck, you free up both hands.  Now you can use one hand for smoking cigarettes while using your other hand for punching people, or grabbing your junk at chics (they love this), or fiddling with your pickup truck’s motor, or just simply flipping through the TV channels.

Though a good product, there is one serious design flaw.  A person is required to lift one’s beer to his/her face when taking a drink.  I maybe would have incorporated some type of straw devise.  Still, I give it 7 marks out of 10.  That makes this product “Pretty Choice” and a must have for any serious beer drinking multitasker.

Review: Wii Sports Experiment, Results!
Source: wiinintendo.net

Ever since my nephew got a Nintendo Wii for Christmas, I’ve had a nagging pain in my shoulder from out-bowling the pants off of his sorry ass. I had convinced myself that the children of his generation would later become boo-hoo-carpel-tunnel-fibromyalgic-whiney-pants. Chiropractors should be so delighted.

Yet, after coming across this young gentleman’s blog post, I wondered, does the Nintendo Wii actually have some overall health benefit? Does pseudo-reality sporting a more active generation make? Take a look for yourselves:

Six weeks ago, I began what has become a huge obsession of mine. It is called the “Wii Sports Experiment” I outlined a 6 week game plan for myself, the idea being that I would continue ALL normal activity and eating habits, and simply add 30 minutes of Wii Sports to my day. For the past month and a half, I’ve stuck to these guidelines very strictly.”

To be honest, I was genuinely surprised by my end results, so I’ll just get right to it. I lost 9lbs!“

Perhaps a great plan in theory, but I am going to leave this up for you to decide. Is this guy a Wiitard? Or is the Wii Diet Totally Choice. Post your score (on a scale of 1-10) below, and we will post his score in one week.

Review: The BabyKeeper
Source: mommysentials

Having trouble finding a good spot to plop your baby in a dirty bathroom?  The next time you need to drop a load, why not drop your baby into one of these?  For only $39.99, you can avoid a germ-ridden floor and secure your child to the stall door.  And we all know that those are clean! 

I won’t get into the logistics of how you might actually go about “hanging” your baby with out dropping it.  Nor will I mention how much set-up and tear down this device must require.  My guess is that if you are using one of these, you will also be attached to your child via some sort of kiddie leash. 

Just don’t come crying to us when your lock doesn’t work and the door gets flung open by some unsuspecting urinator. 

Review: Coloured bubbles
Source: springwise

Not since the seredipitous creation of tape, have we been this excited about a hot new product.

A world’s first, Zubbles are the result of 10 years of kitchen sink experiments by chemist Tim Kehoe, VP of R&D at product design firm Ascadia.”

In addition to the mesmerizing entertainment value, Zubbles’ colored bubbles include dyes that are both non-staining and non-toxic.  This is good new for your child!  The next time they eat a crayon, it can be washed down with a color coordinated swig of  Zubble’s bubbles.

100% Totally Choice.

Review: iTude 0.1 relesed! How To “Authorize” As Many Computers As You Want for iTunes Music!!
Source: TheMostBoringBlogInTheWorld

For being the most boring blog in the world, themostboringblogintheworld’s latest boring post got one of my eyebrows to perk up over my head and down my back. You might say, my crack has a mustache now.
For those of you cursing out iTunes every time you try to play purchased music on a new machine, direct your curses elsewhere. (how about your dog? That little douchetard deserves it)

Turns out FirBlitz “wrote a small AppleScript app…, effectively allowing you to keep your computer authorized while not taking up one of your five authorization slots.”

In other boring words,

Essentially, this app backs up the hidden file that makes your computer “authorized” and de-authorizes it. Then it reloads the backed up files thus re-authorizing the computer but without iTunes knowledge. Then go out and do it to all the computers you want.”

- themostboringblogintheworld

Should you purchase computers often, or happen to have more than one person in your household, this little feature will save you some serious frustration, despite the potential legal infringement.

For being a really choice feature, it is hereby ranked “Really Kick-Ass Time-Saver if You Have the Time to Figure Out Another Kick-Ass Time-Saver.”

Well done.