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review: Straighter teeth won’t guarantee happiness - study  source: http://news.yahoo.com/

Straightening children’s crooked teeth with braces may improve their smile but it is no guarantee of happiness and improved self esteem. “

Of course not, silly!  Everyone knows that to improve your self esteem, you have to either increase your breast size, or increase the size of your penis.

(Doesn’t RuPaul look happier with breasts?)

“Totally Eh”

Review: Anonymous Secrets
Source: PostSecret

Having stumbled upon PostSecret, "an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard", we felt compelled to review a few of the anonymous secrets posted today.

Dumpster Diving

Who doesn’t love a good pervert? Everyone! That is, everyone doesn’t love a good pervert. That was a trick question. Not even perverts like perverts. They’re competitive like that. Totally Bogus - with a side of Grow-Up.

WalMart

If you’re lonely and looking for company, the WalMart gene pool may not be the best social environment for you. If you are hoping to feel better about yourself, by all means, WalMart away! Smart thinking!

Nudist

Wow. This could have potentially been a good secret, had there not been a visual postcard to go along with it. Your nudity scores a 3.

Husband’s Keys

Hey pyscho, you’re getting a Totally Bogus for this one.  Points are only awarded for psychotic evil tendancies when they are more creative.  The next time you want to F with your spouses mind, pretend you’ve ‘found Jesus’, and bible-beat the hell out of him.  Irony scores well.

Review: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Source: Ouch My Toe!

Jammy’s most recent posting on OuchMyToe certainly got us thinking along the lines of hair loss. We at Totally Choice are no experts on the matter (although Dan, our Lead Correspondent, could stand some scientific intervention on his stache); However, we do wonder, based on Jammy’s post, if in fact irregular bathing might in any way be a correlation to MPB. According to Jammy, who is self-admittedly losing hair fast,

So much so, when I get out of the bath I feel lighter. Perhaps it has to do with the fact that a lot of dirt accumulates over a week, but I wouldn’t know till I become a regular at bathing.

Iiiiiiinteresting. Since 1 person does not a true sample make, we encourage all the baldies out there to give once-a-week-bathing a try and let us know if this exacerbates the problem. In the meantime, why not check out some of the following for you or your loved ones’ receding needs:

Baby Toupee: Instantly Turn Your Baby Into a Celebrity Baby

Have an embarrassingly bald baby? Try out one of BabyToupee’s products, such as this totally choice ‘the Donald’ toupee!

Propecia Causes Damage to the Penis - If It’s on the Internet, It Must Be True!

Take a look at these before and after shots - these were found on the internet…. it’s penis-damaging proof!

Is Posh Going Bald???
Victoria Beckham Bald Spot - from badhairday.typepad.com